kristin key comedy

chicken is a veggie

A top seller at shows, this shirt was created to complement a joke that Kristin tells better than I do.

Watch it here!

Lesbians don’t eat pickles

Kristin has a joke about lesbians disliking pickles due to a question from a taxi cab driver. To hear the joke, watch the video below.

Joke here!

The Key Party Shirt

The Key Party is Kristin Key’s patreon group. If you pledge X amount of money, you receive this official Key Party shirt.

Scissor Me Timbers shirt

Everyone loves a sea shanty. Kristin is no different. This shirt is paired with a song written about lesbians on a pirate ship. These were sold at her shows.

Sea shanty is here!